March 2012
I finally finished my paper
now I have to reread it
and make sure it doesn’t suck
(which it does)
because turning in a shit paper to a 4000-level seminar taught by my academic adviser does not align with anything good in this universe
in fact
it is in direct conflict with rainbows, puppies, and unicorns
I have scientifically proven this with reasons
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techno-turian:
askbatts:
HOLY FUCK
I...
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“:و در اندوه صدایی جان دادن که به من می گوید…
دستهایت را»
«دوست می دارم”
– فروغ فرخزاد، تولد دیگر
adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney:
george clooney sits down to watch titanic. don’t tell him how it ends you’ll spoil it
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milasweetcunt:
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“Okay so I just typed “sex” into Google translate…and for a...”
– classmate trying to finish up work before the professor arrived
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
February 2012
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via going-to-scranton)
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My boyfriend has started watching Supernatural and...
n: why's my EMP meter going crazy? oh, I don't know dean, what MAKES it go crazy? stupid.
n: I love this, sam's all like "I'm going to find dad, not take this case" then "I'm going to hook up with this girl, not find dad"
n: THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL AND BROTHERLY AND I LOVE IT
n: What's that conscience? My studying is adequate for my quiz tomorrow morning? You're right, I deserve (underlined) another episode.
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baygull asked: Thing I just randomly remembered: blaming any and all problems on Rita.
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africans:
its so cute omg